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The Wayne Rooney Hair Transplant Song

Kudos to Wazza for getting his receding hairline sorted with plugs. Here’s my song dedicated to Wayne and the real heroes down at the Harley Street Clinic. Lyrics: There were nights when my head looked so bald And I couldn’t recognise The man, staring right back At me in the mirror There were days when my friends were so cruel And the banter and the jeers Were just too much I thought they would go on forever So I decided it was time to make a change And I didn’t know exactly when or where But I knew that very soon I’d have a lovely head of hair! And when I brush it like this And I style it like that I’m so pleased to reveal That it’s all coming back to me My new barnet is bliss Don’t have to wear a hat I can hardly believe That it’s all coming back to me (It’s all coming back, it’s all coming back to me now) There were lasers involved That’s how they do it these days There were things I’d never do again Like consider a toupe So I went straight onto Twitter So my followers could see me now Baby baby Now I’ve got choices to make Do I use Treseme? There’s so much to consider It’s all coming back to me Will it fall out at all? When I next head the ball? Things that I need to know Now it’s all coming back to me Can’t wait for it to grow Now it’s all coming back to me It will soon be on show Cos it’s all coming back to me now Some say I’m crazy and I should just let my hair be But it’s something that I’m really proud of And it means I’ve got another thing over Berbatov! Now you

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11 Responses to The Wayne Rooney Hair Transplant Song

  1. TheRjb2010 July 30, 2011 at 1:04 am #

    On behalf of all of Canada, Please DO NOT EVER USE CELINE DION OR HER SONGS. It is better that way.
    Good song though.

  2. ruffbumm August 16, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    4:00 AMAZING!!!

  3. vodka9tn49 August 22, 2011 at 11:11 pm #

    @TheRjb2010 hahah.thanks

  4. Mrcoolio44 August 23, 2011 at 1:35 am #

    Haha, Rooney’s hair looks preety good now, looks nice and thick haha. Rooney’s looking sharp and back to his best! HE GOES BY THE NAME OF WAYNE ROONEY!!! MU – MUF – MUFC – OKAY!

  5. guyhabone September 1, 2011 at 12:41 am #

    crazy but the boost is there

  6. setabretsam September 13, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

    arrogant twat, needs a fukin brain transplant

  7. Trinder3467 September 23, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    He still looks bald.

  8. D3admaus September 27, 2011 at 8:43 pm #

    @Trinder3467 He’s a football player not a model.

  9. Trinder3467 September 27, 2011 at 8:49 pm #

    @D3admaus Thank God for that. His new transplants are not model type as well. Hair transplants suck. You should try to save your hair while you’re young. It’s not worth 30 thousand dollars. I feel bad for him.

  10. CrazyGamerszHD October 19, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    milan=Fenerbahce
    sander=Galatasaray

  11. Football news, match reports and fixtures | guardian.co.uk October 30, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND – OCTOBER 29: John Heitinga of Everton helps Wayne Rooney of Manchester United with and injury during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and Manchester United at Goodison Park on October 29, 2011 in Liverpool, England. (Photo by Michael Regan/Getty Images)

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